how to do your homework
- you don’t
- now lie back and watch your hopes and dreams go away
(via pianistguitaristsinger)
I’m never invited to anything. I don’t go out. I don’t have friends. No one ever wants to talk to me.
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? IM NOT THAT UGLY, AM I?
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
(via pianistguitaristsinger)
Kill me.
How the fuck can she still talk to him?
On the days I want to talk to her, I can’t. And on the days I can’t talk to her, she asks me to call.
Dusvsugdvvjaherbjaehrbuehja fuck
You don’t like talking to me anymore?
I’m gonna kill myself if that’s okay with you this time.









